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Million dollar idea: Maternity clothes, but for beer bellies.

Nigel Farage said if he’s elected, he will employ a "deportation task force." It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily...

Today, after years of waiting, peace talks resumed between the Israelis and the Palestinians. Wait I’m sorry -- this news is from 1979....

Prince Andrew is still under fire for his interview in 2019. Andrew told his supporters, "Don’t worry, I’ll soon do something worse and all this will be forgotten."

I dreamt I was driving 100 mph on the Motorway and when I woke up. I was driving 100 mph on the Motorway....

Of all the things I thought might happen in 2025. A sex scandal involving Prince Andrew and losing his titles. Was pretty low on the list....

What do you call pretty girls inthe UK? Tourists...

Over the weekend in Scotland Justin Bieber was involved in a car accident and allegedly punched the other driver. When police arrived 20 minutes later, the man was still laughing....

Diddy was jailed, and the police report described him as "5-foot-9 and 140 lbs." Or as his cellmate put it, "just right."

Yesterday was the Jewish high holiday of Yom Kippur. That’s right - Jews all over the country honoured the day, by staying at home and watching BBC television....