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Million dollar idea: Maternity clothes, but for beer bellies.

Nigel Farage said if he’s elected, he will employ a "deportation task force." It’s not really necessary, because if he’s elected most people will probably leave voluntarily...

Amsterdam has opened the first ever Museum of Prostitution. It costs £20 to go in through the front, and £60 to go in through the rear...

Today, after years of waiting, peace talks resumed between the Israelis and the Palestinians. Wait I’m sorry -- this news is from 1979....

During a Trump protest, a woman took off her top and revealed anti-Trump messages. Witnesses say she made two good points....

Tommy Robinson leads protest in London, clashes with police. At least the riots are keeping the streets safe....

According to a new study, couples who have a sex schedule are more likely to stay together. Even better news – my wife penciled me in for late December.....

I was standing in a crowded elevator and I accidentialy elbowed a woman in the breast. I said sorry! "if your heart is as soft as your tit, you will forgive me". She replied, "If your dick is as hard as you'r elbow, I'm staying in room 112"....

A new study this week found that women prefer bigger penises. Well I say, "too bad."

A new study shows 88% of people disapprove of texting while walking. The other 12% have been killed...