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On Tinder she described herself as 5 ft 3 blue eyes, slim body and blonde hair. Met up and fucked her on the first date! Had to do her doggy style though as the 3 eyes were a bit off-putting.
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Two children found dead in Stoke on Trent. I think we can all agree they've gone to a better place
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Apparently Rolf Harris's ashes have been sprinkled out at sea as per his dying wish. The exact location isn't known but it's believed to be between 2 little buoys.
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Doctor 'You don’t look too good. Do you smoke or drink alcohol?' Me: 'I drink it'.
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These so called speed bumps are fucking rubbish, if anything they slow you down
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Kids today know absolutely fuck all! They don't even know who Neil Armstrong is never mind what type of trumpet he played
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Saw my dyslexic mate protesting outside the garden centre glued to the road holding up a sign that read 'Top soil now'
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What's the difference between a Taliban headquarters and a primary school? Don't ask me I just fly the drones.
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Unfortunately the inventor of the innuendo has passed away. His wife is taking it really hard.
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Why did the Romans build straight roads? Because they had no idea being bent would become so fucking trendy
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