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Just told my Vietnamese neighbour that my dog has to stay home because it's in season. She said 'yummy , which flavour?'
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Saw two teenagers trying to rape a struggling 9 year old girl on the way home from work so I ran across to help. No ways she was fighting off all 3 of us
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Me: "Can I get two bacon and egg rolls with brown sauce?" Shopkeeper: "No, cash or card only"
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Sickipedia: more rigged than the north sea
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On Tinder she described herself as 5 ft 3 blue eyes, slim body and blonde hair. Met up and fucked her on the first date! Had to do her doggy style though as the 3 eyes were a bit off-putting.
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I've got a huge soft spot for women that get aroused by acne
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Unfortunately the inventor of the innuendo has passed away. His wife is taking it really hard.
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Why are gays shit at fighting? Well if anyone has ever watched gay porn you'll know they have no idea how to make a fist.
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Pissing myself at some deaf and dumb bloke trying to order a beer at the bar last night. 'Be careful, you dont want to fuck with him' said my missus. 'I saw him chatting with his mates, he's really handy'
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Ordered chips and a jumbo sausage at the chippy. Bloke said 'It won't be long mate' I said 'For 6 quid It had fucking better be'
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