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I've been paying £2 a month to the Cats Protection League for over a year..... I missed only two payments and they've just been round and broken my cat’s legs....
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I've had enough of Christmas. All year long I work my fucking fingers to the bone to buy all the presents that my kids ask for. And what happens Christmas morning? That fat fucker with a beard gets all the credit! Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her.
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I learned two interesting facts today: It's not as easy as you'd think having a pee on a moving train. And my ban covers ALL Hornby shops.
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Daily Telegraph: Shark swims ashore in New Jersey. What? Where the fuck did he buy that from?
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The hole punch was invented in 1886. And was banned from Boxing in 1887.
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Taylor Swift. Her music may be shit but she can knock you up a suit in less than an hour.
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My wife came home with two kittens yesterday,a black one and a ginger one....i don't know which one to hate the most.
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My wife told me she wants a spa day for her Christmas I'll tell her it's pronounced 'spade' when I give it to her next week.
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I like my women how i like my elected government.I take what i get,they're all the fucking same anyway.
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I asked my missus, "What do you want for your birthday, fatty?" She said, "Don't get lippy." Mascara it is then.
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