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allahuakbar

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allahuakbar

7 years ago-Wordplay-Children-Post Rating : 9

BREAKING NEWS.... A nine year old girl has disappeared after using moisturiser that makes you look ten years younger.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Women-Post Rating : 7

MAKEUP Because women know that men deserve better.

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6 years ago-Jokes With No Home-Random-Post Rating : 5

The Statue of Liberty weighs 225 tons. But NEVER tell her that.

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7 years ago-Sex and Shit-Disgusting-Post Rating : 3

That magical moment when you're eating out your gran, you start to taste horse cum and then you think: 'Ok, so that's how she died.'

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7 years ago-Celebrities-Stephen Hawking-Post Rating : 1

It's just been discovered that Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but nobody knew because he couldn't stand up.

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6 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 0

NOTICE 1 Do not post the 1st bit of shit to enter your mind about the events in NZ it's being treated as spam now 1or 2 of you as usual scraping the barrel NOTICE 2 Sickipedia mods are gay

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6 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 0

The New Zealand Rifle Association has made the following brief statement: ' Guns don't kill people. They kill towel head terrorists. '

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7 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 0

I fully support the decision to axe Apu from The Simpsons. That curry eating cunt can fuck off back to India.

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7 years ago-Funny-blonde-Post Rating : 0

There's a cake in a fridge with a note, 'DO NOT EAT THE CHOCOLATE CAKE.' Next day there is an empty plate in the fridge with a note, 'DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.'

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7 years ago-TV-Film/Movie-Post Rating : 0

Just had the shock of my life. I couldn't find my glasses and then thought I read that the new James Bond was going to be a GINGER!

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