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What's the difference between Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard? Frank Lampard won Liverpool the Premier League.

I see kate Garraway's husband Derek Draper has covid.

I watched a documentary about hydroelectricity last night. Best dam movie I’ve seen in a while.

Lego bricks are being used to help people with dementia and alzheimers... They are being put at the side of their beds to remind the old folks to put their shoes on when they get up...

A cattle transporter was moving a bus full of baby cows. He tried to make them sit still but they kept rotating. I guess the veals on the bus go round and round.

How do you improve the aerodynamics of a drummers car? Take the Domino's sign off the roof.

I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

An elephant asked a camel, "Why do you have boobs on your back?" The camel was stunned for a second and then replied, “That’s a good question, especially coming from a freak who has a dick on his face!"

If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet, Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

I got into a fight with a chip shop owner, we were wrestling on the floor and one of his assistants chucked yellow gunk over us, as I got up the owner pushed me and I fell into the fryer and in that moment I knew i'd been battered.