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Police are seeking the last people to see Jesse Jaymes alive.... My money's on either his brother Frank or Billy The Kid.....

Police are seeking the last people to see Jesse Jaymes alive.... My money's on either his brother Frank or Billy The Kid..... Been told to upload this again due to vote manipulation. If you like it, cheers. If you don't, no problem.

I was cleaning out my dad's loft the other day and stumbled across his old porn collection. Really vintage stuff it was, quite disturbing. I'm glad I found it though, I'd forgotten how blonde my hair used to be.....

"Bike repair vouchers can be used for all parts, including wheels". ..... said a Government spokesperson.....

I asked my grandad if I could take his dog for a walk the other day. 'Yes but don't forget the poo bag" he said. "Come on grandma you're coming too" I replied.

Sean Lock on his death bed, surrounded by crying family members....... Now THAT'S a challenging wank. RIP to probably the last comedy genius

I was shopping in Tesco earlier and for some reason I found myself thinking of Eddie Large.... There was Little left on the shelf..

Kiki Dee was down on the farm, French kissing a cow when it suddenly vomited in her mouth. As she ran away a farmer asked her what was the matter....... "I Got The Moo Sick In Me," Kiki screamed.

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey....... But I turned myself around And that's what it's all about. Hey.

Bond 25 opening scene: Rami Malek releases 50 Novichok infested mice into MI6 HQ, shouting "Daaaayoh darling." 007 leaps into action, jumps on a stool while holding a broom screaming, "THOMAS!"