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Does anybody know how to fix a sat-nav? Mines broken...it keeps telling me Manchester is in europe!

Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning, and find that a Tesco had been built right next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area.

Hey man will you hand me that tri-fold informational packet? Bro sure

I was in poundland and saw balloons labeled £1 a piece. I grabbed 3 and went to the cashier who told me the total was £5.28. I guess that’s the price of inflation.

People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.

In my spare time I'm helping blind children. This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.

Local hospital forced to shut down after obstetrician quits suddenly They're having a midwife crises

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..... A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

What great weather we're having... It's about to change... There's a shower of shit coming in from scotland.

Did you hear about the newlywed couple that didn’t know the difference between KY lube and silicone caulk? Their windows fell out.