I've been having sex with Abdul for years and it's amazing. We dress up in leather, I start with the spanking and then it's onto the weekend long anal and blowjob sessions before we fall asleep cuddling and kissing in a spunky, sweaty mess.
Her first name's Paula.
My friend was going on a date and asked me for recommendations for places to eat out.
I said well your choices are either the vagina or the asshole, I'd go for whichever smells better once you get down there.
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