I've been having sex with Abdul for years and it's amazing. We dress up in leather, I start with the spanking and then it's onto the weekend long anal and blowjob sessions before we fall asleep cuddling and kissing in a spunky, sweaty mess.
Her first name's Paula.
My friend was going on a date and asked me for recommendations for places to eat out.
I said well your choices are either the vagina or the asshole, I'd go for whichever smells better once you get down there.
Since James Watson died I've discovered that he was profoundly racist and sexist, stating that due to genetics white males were superior to everyone else.
We have truly lost one of the greats.
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