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Hello who is there "chomp chomp chew chew" is that you Ghengis "yes aunty" what was that noise you where making when you called," I was just eating my Burger aunty" how many burgers have you eaten today Ghengis? "Six aunty" have you booked your flight to the UK Ghengis?" Yes aunty I booked four seats, like you said two for my arse cheeks and two for my stomach" Now ghengis I have some good news when you come to the Uk we are going to the opening of a new restaurant, they serve cheeseburgers "fap,fap,fap" chicken wings "fap,fap,fap" Ghengis what's that noise "nothing aunty fap,fap,fap" are you masturbating Ghengis, " yes aunty" do you always masturbate when hearing about food Ghengis, " not only food aunty I also masturbate thinking about men's cocks and them being in my arsehole aunty" right I'm off then Ghengis but before I go tell aunty what you are " I am a fat wanking cunt aunty. Yes Ghengis that's exactly what you are.
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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.
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clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.
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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.
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