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8 years ago-Racism-Australian-Post Rating : 0

There were the two young Aussie blokes who had arranged to meet down by the river to do a spot of fishing. One of them was running late, so his mate decided to start with out him. He was lying back on the riverbank, fishing, with his line in the water and the other end around his big toe. Beside him he had these little black pills and was idly flicking them into the air. Eventually, his mate came along. "G'day, where have you been?" the fisherman asked. "Had to do a couple of jobs for Dad. Hey, what are those little black pills you're throwing in the air?" "Ah, they're Smart Pills," the first bloke explained. "You oughta try some." "What do they do?" "They make you smarter." So the second bloke took one. After a while he said "They're not making me any smarter." "Well, take a handful." So the second bloke did. He chewed them up until he had black juice running all down his chin. Suddenly he stopped. "Hey, these black pills are just sheep shit!" he said. The fisherman laughed, "I told you they'd make you smarter."