We went to Spain on holiday a couple of years ago, we stayed in a small hotel near the coast and had a great time until the third day when I ate a dodgy tapas. On returning to the hotel room I started to feel very unwell and eventually I phoned reception to see if they could get me to hospital. Two minutes later, there was a knock on the door and in walked a doctor, I was surprised, “That was quick” I said (in Spanish) “how did you get here so fast ?” “I’m the hotel doctor” he replied, also in Spanish. I told him I didn’t think hotels had doctors on their staff. He smiled then said, in English, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician” Voy a buscar mi chaqueta.
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