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simzter

4 years ago-Other-Wordplay-Post Rating : 14

People who use stupid phrases piss me off. “It is what it is...” Of fucking course it is - what else could it possibly be? “I’m just going to take things a day at a time.” Of fucking course you are - you cant consolidate your week into easier to manage chunks like you’re some kind of time lord. “You can’t have your cake and eat it” Yes I fucking can. Unless it’s carrot cake because that’s shit. Feel free to add your own.

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risco Prostrate cancer...?

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scorpiox666 At last! A genuinely funny joke! Well done that man!

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bobby24 Need some Viagra to help that fucking ancient joke?

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redneon nice one

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bigbubba Made a note in my diary on the way over. It simply says "bugger"

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gmax FFS, another infant school playground unfunny post. What is it at playtime? "Join on with my gang"

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