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A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says: "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."
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rory Let me check the history of dogsbody14 and his alt accounts. If this is his sole purpose then I think I can admin to ban those accounts.
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dogsbody14 Shut up lennywankstain...this site is finished, you lame, sad peado.
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