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exaisle

4 years ago-Illness and Mortality-Grave-Post Rating : 3

RIP Iain Pattinson, the unsung (to the tune of another) hero of I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue. Speaking of funerals, some people don't know the difference between a burial and an interral. A burial is where family, friends, colleagues and clergy gather in a graveyard to observe the coffin being lowered into a grave, whereas an interral is just like a bus pass, except for trains....

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