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4 years ago-Other-Barman

I read a news story this morning about this guy who'd been conscripted into the Ugandan army as a child and somehow managed to survive the atrocities despite being shot and wounded several times, including being left for dead after being shot in the neck. UN soldiers had taken pity on him and arrangements were made for him to emigrate to the UK with his wife and young child. He arrivied here speaking no English, but was determined not to rely on government handouts, so studiously set about to learn the language and put himself through catering school. After finishing his course, he got a job in Wetherspoons as a assistant chef and gradually worked his way up to manager. What a heart wrenching story... Surviving all that and ending up in Wetherspoons.

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