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4 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 27

I got pulled over by the police earlier. "Have you been drinking sir?" he asked. "Absolutely not officer," I replied. "That's great," he said, waving to his colleague, "We're shitfaced. Can you give us a lift back to the station?"

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