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newagenazi

4 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : 32

It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.

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What goes up and down and smells of piss? The lift in a retirement home.

johnnysins

2 hours ago

Fuck me, the death count for the Manchester Arena bombing is much higher than I thought it was. Although I do wonder if Salman Abedi was really the only person to have committed suicide at that event.

hadoken

2 hours ago

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says: "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies: "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

rory

4 hours ago

Q. Who's the best Jewish cook? A. Hitler.

redneon

20 hours ago

Sick astronaut lands safely back on Earth , and put directly on the 4 month waiting list.

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21 hours ago

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mrsniggerbaiter Finally you post something that's actually a joke instead of just being a little bitch.

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newagenazi orage you in agreement?

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lennyscrevasse Wrong again dograpist, keep digging through

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risco What?

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gunghoed I can't vote or post...?

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rory Let me check the history of dogsbody14 and his alt accounts. If this is his sole purpose then I think I can admin to ban those accounts.

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Rank : 3 | Score : 24.50

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