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I got called into school by my 8 year old's teacher. When I got there I found myself in a room with him and the headmaster. "We asked the class to draw something that they liked to do with their parents, and Tom drew this," he said, sliding a piece of paper towards me. My blood ran cold as I looked at the picture. Despite the childish depiction, there was no doubting what the drawing was showing. "Look," I stammered, "It was only the one time and I can assure you that it won't happen again." "It's a little late for that don't you think?" remarked the headmaster, "I think this is a clear case of child abuse." "OK, OK! So I took him to see Tottenham Hotspur play for fucks sake, but I got the tickets free from a bloke in work."
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