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4 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 54

I got called into school by my 8 year old's teacher. When I got there I found myself in a room with him and the headmaster. "We asked the class to draw something that they liked to do with their parents, and Tom drew this," he said, sliding a piece of paper towards me. My blood ran cold as I looked at the picture. Despite the childish depiction, there was no doubting what the drawing was showing. "Look," I stammered, "It was only the one time and I can assure you that it won't happen again." "It's a little late for that don't you think?" remarked the headmaster, "I think this is a clear case of child abuse." "OK, OK! So I took him to see Tottenham Hotspur play for fucks sake, but I got the tickets free from a bloke in work."

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lennyscrevasse What the fuck are you on about you Labrador violating twat?

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nausicaa I finally got it - the font on the site is so poor that i looks like l. Sicklpedia is not Sickipedia. Good spoof (as I correctly called above).

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clown ……wish you’d bite on an apple & fuckin’ choke to death you miserable unfunny cunt.

4 hours ago - View Post

clown Jesus Christ, this new version of Sickipedia has only been around 5mins & already that’s the most repeated/spammed excuse for a joke. Fuckin’ sad loser.

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clown What’s funny about this Pakeh? Come on, let us all in on the joke?

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clown Please, please, please, for the love of Christ, please fuck off ‘n’ die & take ya 1990’s teenage school playground excuse for a job with ya you cunt.

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