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A guy picks up a chubby girl in a bar and goes back to her place for some fun. She warns him that her parrot can be pretty rude to guests but he doesn't care and gets busy shagging her. After a few minutes the parrot squawks and says "Your the ugliest bloke she brought here in a long time". He turns to the parrot and says "STFU". A minute later the bird squawks and says, "You look pretty fucken stupid too". The guy then threatens the parrot"keep quiet or I'll slit your throat". The parrot laughs and replies "You ain't got the balls to do that, dirt bag". Finally the guy had enough, gets up, grabs the parrot, pulls out his pocket knife, slits its throat and tosses him in her toilet. Then he goes back and finishes shagging the girl. When they are done she goes to the bathroom to pee. Sitting on the toilet she hears a burbling squawking sound and a cry from below, ".... I'm gonna live!" She looks down and the parrot is flopping around in the the bloody water. She says " I dont think your going to make it, your throat is slit from ear to ear". The parrot looks up and squawks "Look, if your still alive with a gash that big...I think I'll be fine".