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madtim

2 years ago-Other-Drinking

I had loads to drink last night, so before I went to work I made sure I had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on my breath. Despite this, within minutes, the Boss came up and told me to leave the premises until I'd sobered up. "How did you know I was drunk?" I asked "You've still got a traffic cone on your head."

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jarjarbinks Of course I have; I buy one every week. With the price of bills and food and everything else sky high, it really takes the edge off, buying gems on a dead website to award my fellow Sickipedians for their humour. Doesn’t is all just make you warm and fuzzy on the inside.

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