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madtim

2 years ago-Other-Drinking-Post Rating : 10

I had loads to drink last night, so before I went to work I made sure I had plenty of mints just in case anyone could smell alcohol on my breath. Despite this, within minutes, the Boss came up and told me to leave the premises until I'd sobered up. "How did you know I was drunk?" I asked "You've still got a traffic cone on your head."

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