Sickipedia

Loading...

Sickipedia

The BBC reported that Muslim parents are withdrawing children from Music Lessons because their beliefs forbid them from learning music. The British Government has therefore issued a new list of songs that are acceptable to Muslims :- *Halal (Is It Meat You're Looking For), by Lionel Richie *They Tried To Mecca Me Go To Jihad (But I Said No, No, No), by Amy Winehouse *The Ayatollah of the Tiger, by Survivor *The Way You Mecca Me Feel, by Michael Jackson *Anything by 80's pop group Qu'ran Qu'ran *The Meccarana *Fatwah-Bottomed Girls, by Queen *Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Burqini *Something in the Way Shia Moves, by James Taylor *Allah Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That), by Meatloaf.

13 people reacted

13

Be the first to give award

React!

WoW
evillol
Funny
Like
Dislike
Angry
Shame
Kill

Comment (6)

Award

Share

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

risco Leo is never funny, so stop!

7 hours ago - View Post

risco Except school shootings. Trannies have taken over in that demographic!

9 hours ago - View Post

guidofawkes Now that’s a v funny and superbly offensive old school Sikipedia joke, worthy of many thumb ups & gems.

10 hours ago - View Post

bomber Steve Wright in Suffolk?

13 hours ago - View Post

scorpiox666 He could just be the spider hide and seek champion ?

16 hours ago - View Post

darker The original sim

yesterday - View Post

Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)

risco

Rank : 1 | Score : 206.70

jackbuntis

Rank : 2 | Score : 165.20

scorpiox666

Rank : 3 | Score : 60.83

lennyscrevasse

Rank : 4 | Score : 54.45

ponga

Rank : 5 | Score : 35.20