A Russian soldier runs up to a nun. “Please let me hide under your dress, I’ll explain later” The nun agrees. A moment later, two military policeman approach her and ask, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way” and off they went. The soldier crawls out from under the dress and says, “I can’t thank you enough Sister. You see, I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine” The nun replies, “I completely understand” The soldier then adds, “I hope you don’t mind me saying, but you have a great pair of legs” The nun replied, “If you’d have looked higher, you’d also have seen a great pair of balls too. I don’t want to go and fight in the Ukraine either”
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