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fartyshartarse

3 years ago-Wordplay-Wordplay-Post Rating : -1

Bowelbabe Deborah James' death has boosted awareness of bowel cancer symptoms. Apparently, reduced stool calibre is an important symptom. As I never expected my turds to go to Oxbridge or have a career in the City, I just flushed them. Have I been failing to help them achieve their true potential?

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