I went for a job at the Royal Mail sorting office yesterday. After the interview I was given a tour of the depot. I asked the guy taking the tour "What's that machine?" "That's the Acme 3000 Auto Sorter System. It can sort 150,000 letters an hour and it's 99.5% accurate. It's controlled by 12 supercomputers, each of which is 5000 times more powerful than an average desktop PC. It has over 15,000 state-of-the-art optical location identification sensors, contains enough circuit boards to entirely cover the pitch at the new Wembley stadium and it has 200 miles of fibre-optic cable. It cost over £100 million to develop," he boasted proudly. "What happens to the letters after it's finished sorting them?" I asked. "We give them to a bloke on a push bike."
18 people reacted
1 people reacted
19
Be the first to give award
React!
Comment
Award
Share
Freshly Dug from the Graveyard
Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)
scorpiox666 ….how is it even possible to be so boringly unfunny you arse dribblin’ cunt?
16 min ago - View Post
sheldon007 …bored the poor lass to fuckin’ death more like ya cunt, with the unfunny shite ye spread all over this site…. ….ya about as funny as chum & wasp ya tosser, oh wait, they’re your accounts too! …fuckin’ arse dribblin’ spastic.
an hour ago - View Post
sheldon007 …think of that all by yasel ya boring unfunny cunt or have you been watching Dick ‘n’ Dom reruns again? You misery spreading arse dribblin’ spastic.
2 hours ago - View Post
Comedy Kill Count (Leaderboard)