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A rabbi and a priest were stood by a wishing well which was surrounded by people. "Patrick, " said the rabbi, " I'm going to prove in front of all these people this is horseshit, I want you to throw a coin in and make a wish, any wish. " "OK, Moshe, we've known each other a long time, I'll go along with it. " With that the priest threw a pound coin in. Ten minutes passed and nothing happened, then Moshe jumped in the wishing well and retrieved the pound. "See Patrick, " he said, "nothing, nothing at all. You lost a pound, and I gained a pound. " "Well not really, Moshe, " said Patrick, "I wished for you to come into a little money, but most of all I wished for all these people to see you for the cunt you really are. "
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