A 7 year old and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom talking when the 7 year old says:- “You know what - I think it’s about time we started swearing” The 4 year old boy nods his head in approval so the 7 year old says, “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’ll swear first then you swear after me ok” “OK” the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. ?Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast ?“Oh shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have to have some pissing Coco Pops” ?<WHACK!> she fetches him a sharp one to the back of the head and he runs upstairs roaring his eyes out.? She looks at her crying 4 year old and asks him in a stern voice:- ?“And what do YOU want, young man?” ?“I don’t know” he blubbers, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.....”
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