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8 years ago-Other-Children-Post Rating : 0

A 7 year old and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom talking when the 7 year old says:- “You know what - I think it’s about time we started swearing” The 4 year old boy nods his head in approval so the 7 year old says, “When we go downstairs for breakfast I’ll swear first then you swear after me ok” “OK” the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. ?Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast ?“Oh shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have to have some pissing Coco Pops” ?<WHACK!> she fetches him a sharp one to the back of the head and he runs upstairs roaring his eyes out.? She looks at her crying 4 year old and asks him in a stern voice:- ?“And what do YOU want, young man?” ?“I don’t know” he blubbers, “but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops.....”

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bomboclaat Are you 2 faggots ever going to stop arguing on 'ere? You're the only 3 people who even bother posting on this piece of shit anymore, and you're still going at it like anyone cares, You fucking worthless cunts.

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lennyscrevasse You throw baseless allegations and it's up to me to disprove them? Yeah that's how it works. You crack on though. And when "Gareth" gets his knock on the door I'll be fast asleep and in a totally different part of the country. In fact you're so pathetic I'll even give you a clue where I am in my next joke about you. Give me a couple of hours, I'm off down the oriental rub shop

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lennyscrevasse The fact that you think I'm called Gareth is even funnier than the fact you put dog biscuits on your tiny little pecker

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dogsbody14 'Just as it is this'?? What fucking language are you trying to speak 😒

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dogsbody14 Someone's jealous, aren't they, riscowankstain?

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dogsbody14 Someone's worried....aren't they Gareth? But,don't worry, we've already done the investigation for you, and we already know 😉

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