Old but Gold A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides & a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog & her cat. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fireman said with admiration. "Thanks," the Girl replied. The fireman looked a little closer & noticed the girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar & to the cat's testicles. The fireman said "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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