Nigel finds an old lamp when clearing out his loft. As he rubs the dust off a genie pops out: "Fuck's sake you prick. I'm shagging my missus in here. Make your wish quick, before her cunt dries up": said the genie. So Nigel makes his wish and the genie disaappears. Hours pass and nothing happens. Nigel keeps checking and still his wish hadn't been fulfilled. After several more hours he's all but given up when a knock comes at the front door. Nigel opens it to see a sea of men, all wearing white cloaks with white pointy hoods. "What the fuck do you want?" said Nigel, pretty pissed off with how his day had gone. "Well," said the closest of the men: "The genie said you wanted to be hung like a nigger"
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