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leemack

8 years ago-Other-Stupid-Post Rating : 1

A Yorkshire couple are on holiday in Benidorm and after a few days they're feeling a bit homesick and so decide they'll make a roast beef dinner with all the trimmings. Half way through the cooking they realise they have no stock to make the gravy with and the wife tells her man to give the apartment next door a chap and see if he can borrow some. He gives the door a rattle and when his neighbour answers he says "hast though any bisto" Neighbour says " fuck off ya Spanish cunt"

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