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f00tballfan

8 years ago-Racism-Pakistani

A man walks into a pub with an alligator under his arm. "Excuse me," he says to the barman. "Do you serve Pakis in this pub?" "Certainly, sir." says the barman. "That's good. A beer for me and a Paki for the alligator."

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