I saw this attractive black girl in the club and, after a few drinks, I thought I'd attempt to chat her up like a gentleman. "Excuse me", I said, approaching her with a smile. "Just thought I'd come and say hi as you seem nice and quite level-headed". "Thank you for seeing pas my skin colour", she replied surprised, a smile easing across her face. "How can you tell I'm level-headed though?" "You must be", I answered, "walking miles each week, balancing your shopping in a basket on your bonce!"
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dogsbody14 Lennywankstain- You're only embarrassing yourself with your playground insults,all learnt from your noncing at your local primary school! Don't take on the big boys,you kiddy fucking cuntbag....we beat you,no pathetic, repetitive attempts at insults work.....Remember jonnovox and roycropperscoat? Ta Ra fuckpig...
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lennyscrevasse Dogfucker14 join the queue for those. Beats having to rape a poodle cos you're too weak to land a spastic in a wheelchair
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lennyscrevasse Mando your mum makes a sound like Lenny Henry laughing when she gets really excited. Puts me right off my stroke
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