My favourite's from a book called, Disorder in the American Courts, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters. 1, Attorney: What is your date of birth? Witness: July 18th. Attorney: Which year? Witness: Every year. 2, Attorney: Are you sexually active? Witness: No, I just lie there. 3, Attorney: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Attorney: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Attorney: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? Witness: No. Attorney: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Attorney: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? Witness: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising law.
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