There's a new supermarket near our house that's recently opened. It's got an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk aisle, you hear cows mooing and there's a scent of fresh hay. When you approach the eggs, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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dogsbody14 Don't blame others for your failures, you've fucking screwed this site into the deck,and the inevitable is coming
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dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!
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jackbuntis Jesus fuckin’ Christ, how is it even possible to write something, anything in fact, so mind numbingly boring? ….like listening to paint drying ya dire sad cunt.
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jackbuntis @dogsbody14 ….. aye, after I outed the tosser yesterday as @propacunt he’s blocked me too. ….the fuckin’ yella bellied coward.
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