Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window, and ask what we're selling." No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "What are you selling here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling arseholes." Without skipping a beat, the old woman said,“Must be doing well...Only two left.!"
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dogsbody14 Sheldon?? Are you completely retarded? We know it's you lennywankstain! BTW,that's a girls bum,too old and the wrong sex for you,bacon nonce!
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dogsbody14 sheldon007,you thick cunt,you're talking to yourself! Lennywankstain, you can't do fuck all right,can you!
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dogsbody14 Oh! You filthy bastard! How old are those kids in that download YOU paid for?? 🤔 🤮
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