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I GOT MY CONCEALED CARRY PERMIT YESTERDAY MORNING…. In the afternoon, I went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for home/personal protection. When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader! As a senior citizen, I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on. I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more often.
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dogsbody14 Don't blame others for your failures, you've fucking screwed this site into the deck,and the inevitable is coming
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dogsbody14 Oi! Wankstain, am I getting too close to the truth, so you've blocked me from commenting on YOUR account! Hit a nerve have I ? I can feel you panicking and squirming from the truth,shitting a brick because your dialup site is imploding around you? Hahahahahaha!!
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jackbuntis Jesus fuckin’ Christ, how is it even possible to write something, anything in fact, so mind numbingly boring? ….like listening to paint drying ya dire sad cunt.
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jackbuntis @dogsbody14 ….. aye, after I outed the tosser yesterday as @propacunt he’s blocked me too. ….the fuckin’ yella bellied coward.
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