A lady was standing on a street corner waiting for a bus when she happened to notice a weight machine. She fumbled through her purse for a dime and went over to the machine and inserted the coin. Out came a card that said: “You weigh 126 pounds, and in 30 seconds you will pass gas”. And, Sure enough, after 30 seconds, she broke wind. Astonished that the machine was correct, she found another dime and returned to the weight machine. After inserting the coin, out popped another card that read “you still weigh 126 pounds and in 30 seconds, a really hot guy will show up and show interest in you.” After another 30 seconds, a muscular blonde, blue-eyed guy emerged out of a nearby alley and beckoned her to go over to him. As her love life had been quiet for a while, she obliged. Once done with being the center of attention, she fumbled through her purse and found another dime. She shimmied over to the machine and put it in. Again, a little card popped out that said ….. “U STILL WEIGH 126 POUNDS AND WHILE U WERE FARTING AND FOOLING AROUND …. ……………………………………. U MISSED UR BUS !!”
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lennyscrevasse Where's the joke you sad fucking incel paedo worshipping shit cunt? I've just fingerblasted your mum
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