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I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, it was on red for ages minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of dickheads, young, loud, cocky little fuckers, the type who wear jeans way too low. You know the type? Suddenly, they yelled, "OI!! cunt, wanna get fucked up?" (like I'd say "hmm.. oh yes please") and took off before the light changed, laughing their heads off thinking they scared me. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Shit...that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
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