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cockwomble

8 years ago-Other-Random-Post Rating : 0

I was sitting at a traffic light yesterday, it was on red for ages minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of dickheads, young, loud, cocky little fuckers, the type who wear jeans way too low. You know the type? Suddenly, they yelled, "OI!! cunt, wanna get fucked up?" (like I'd say "hmm.. oh yes please") and took off before the light changed, laughing their heads off thinking they scared me. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it. For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Shit...that could have been me!" So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

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risco …..think you mean niggers, ya cunt.

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dogsbody14 This site is fucked beyond redemption....lennywankstain bought some 'magic' beans to make him a fortune, and the cunts who sold them are laughing their bollocks off in Spain! Mugged,wankstain, done over proper!!

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dogsbody14 And this pointless SHIT is what exactly???

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jackbuntis …thank you, point proven, I think.

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