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7 years ago-Racism-Islam

Mary was waiting nervously to speak with her dad, plucking up the courage she finally spoke "dad I have a muslim boyfriend, and we are getting married" "you dirty little slag!!! get out of my house I never want to see you again he retorted" and threw Mary out onto the street. A few months later the phone rings and Mary is sobbing down the phone "dad please come and get me its horrible. I want to come home. After collecting the address he flew out to Dubai to collect his daughter from her nightmare he arrives at the biggest palace he ever seen. as he walked in Mary ran down the huge spiral staircase and said "dad it's horrible he kinky and into weird sex. my bumhole was like a five pence piece and now its like a fifty pence piece!!! He looked at Mary and replied "and you want to give all this up for 45p

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