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As we are getting close to Christmas and the Police are out there checking on people here is A WARNING ABOUT DRINK DRIVING...... . Over the weekend I was out for a few Christmas drinks with the lads. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many pints and then went onto the brandy. Not a good idea. Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint at the top of the road where they were pulling over cars and performing breathalyzer tests. As I was in a taxi they just waved it past. I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a taxi before and I am not even sure where the fuck I got it from...

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