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A blind man wonders into a girls biker bar by mistake. By the time he's found his way to the bar he sits down and orders a drink. Once he's got his drink he shouts out "hey who wants to hear a blonde joke?" the whole bar went silent and a woman came and sat down next to the blind man and said "feel free but before you do so let me just tell you that the woman behind the bar is blonde and holding a baseball bat. The two bouncers at the door are women bouncers who are blonde. I am blonde and so is my friend behind me and we're both black belts in Karate... Now are you sure you wonna tell this joke?".... "FUCK THAT" he said "i dont wonna have to explain it five times"
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bigronnie72 …that’s as maybe Ronnie, just answer the question eh? (First comment)
2 hours ago - View Post
bigronnie72 dogfucker, when you used the word logarithmic the other day about lenny, did you mean that jaclyn buttkiss was gyrating his hips above your chest while curling off a turd on it....... oh no, that's a rhythmic log
3 hours ago - View Post
bigronnie72 How many thumbs up & gems you expecting for that piece of puerile fuckin’ shit you sad cunt?
3 hours ago - View Post
jackbuntis The owners/mods are doing irreparable long term damage to this site & what’s left of the ‘Sickipedia’ brand image, by allowing such shit. You’d be better off with very little content rather than cringeworthy embarrassing stuff like that.
6 hours ago - View Post
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