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A catholic priest told me this joke..... A sparrow was flying through the winter sky when his wings froze. He glided down into a field, where he surely would have died, but for a cow taking a huge shit on him, thereby warming him up. He was so happy that he started to sing. A fox, hearing the commotion, scraped the bird from the cowpat and ate him. There are 3 points to this tale. 1st. The person who drops you in the shit, isn't necessarily doing you a bad turn. 2nd. the person getting you pout of the shit isn't necessarily helping you out. 3rd (and most important to remember) When you are in the shit..... KEEP YOUR FUCKING GOB SHUT

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scorpiox666 And you can post under other people's usernames....

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scorpiox666 Posting here as ScorpioX666 as well. FFS. My nan could do this better, and she's been dead twenty years.

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scorpiox666 WTF?

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scorpiox666 I wonder if he's left his bank details here anywhere....?

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scorpiox666 And I seem to be posting under someone else's username. I am definitely not Scorpiox666....

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scorpiox666 More bugs than Freddie Mercury's wank sock

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