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rattler

7 years ago-Other-Gender

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist... "Doctor, I really need your help!" She says... "I keep thinking I'm a Chinese man"... "How long has this been going on for?" Asks the shrink... "Well" says the woman... "It all started when I was Jung...."

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I was walking down the stairs today and with every step I took, I did a fart. My cat then followed me down and said, “Meow, who’s responsible for this fart cloud?” I said, “Me, I made all of that fart stream you’re breathing in.” “Meow” he said” I did a few farts on the way down too, to add to the fart train.”

jew

10 hours ago

I walked in on my wife sucking farts out of the dogs arse. “Fucking hell” I said, “What is wrong with you?” “I’m just enjoying the fart scent and taste from our dogs batty crease.” She replied. “I know” I said, “Where was my invite to this dog fart fest? I want to suck in some of those farts.”

jew

10 hours ago

Category 5 Hurricane Melissa barrels into Jamaica. Usain Bolt , You can run but you can't hide.

funboy3

12 hours ago

King Charles was the first person to plant some flowers at the LGBT Armed Forces memorial at the National Memorial Arboretum. Its hoped that the pink pansies will come annually.

gunghoed

12 hours ago

Deleted all previous jokes, all points, all earned gems or whatever the fuck they were called... Yet kept the been part of shit site since. Go fuck yourselfs you fucking helmets.

watson1888

13 hours ago

Fresh Hell's Feedback (Comments)

gunghoed Piss poor and very disrespectful.

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gunghoed Totally agree.

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weebaby This isnt funny. Its not witty. Its just creepy. Not what this site was about

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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j1 You, ya cunt

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