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I got stopped at a covid 19 checkpoint for non essential travel. I pleaded with the Police to move back, as I had an extremely vulnerable person in the back seat, and was transporting her from one safe house to another. I told them, the virus is airborne, it’s transported by tiny water droplets. These are in normal breath, simply hold a mirror and breathe on it. Also look at a Russian’s breath at -20. The microscopic virus will easily extend beyond 2 meters. They moved back, and said that they were glad I was taking this so seriously, and I could go on my way. With a sense of utter relief, l drove off. I said to my passenger, ‘hey, it’d be no good for business, if you were to catch this horrible virus, would it?’ But Maddie was too drugged to respond.
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dogsbody14 The lying freak speaks! Oi! Cuntstain....Where you been hiding boy? To ashamed to show yourself, or down the police station answering inquiries?
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dogsbody14 scorpiox666- Now you're insulting yourself?! Wtf is it with bipolar cunts on here??
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