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Due to the current financial situation caused by the Coronna virus and the slowdown of the economy, the Government has decided to implement the following schemes to help improve future employment and therefore stimulate the economy. Workers of 50 years of age or more will be forced into retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE. (Retire aged persons early). Those selected to be RAPED can apply for the SHAFT benefits. (Special help after forced termination) Those chosen to be RAPED or SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW programme. (System covering retired early workers). A person can only be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice, but can be SCREWED as many times as the Government sees fit. Those that get RAPED can get AIDS (Additional income for dependants & spouses) or HERPES (Half earnings for retired early severence)
                    
 
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