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demon192

5 years ago-Religion-Islam

I was in the queue in WHSmiths to pay for my copy of The Qur'an when a mate of mine tapped me on the shoulder and said "You haven't converted to Islam have you"? " Fuck, no" I said. "It's just that I was in Morrison's, Tesco, Sainsbury's and Asda this morning and they've all run out of bog rolls".

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