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kimjongtrump

5 years ago-Other-Barman-Post Rating : 15

Got to my local pub and the landlord is dressed in a union jack suit and the pub is decked out like a VE day parade. "A pint of lager please, " I said. "Nope, only best British bitter on the bar tonight, no foreign rubbish, were going back to 1971. " "OK, fair enough, " I replied and tossed him 10p to pay for the pint.

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