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I took the wife to Paris for a romatic weekend. We were near the Moulin Rouge when she decided she needed a piss, so I sent her down to the Metro while I stood admiring the skirt. A prostitute came along and asked if I fancied some action. So I asked "How much?" She said, "300 Euros", I made a counter offer of 100 Euros. "Fuck off", she said, You won't find anything decent for that price and then walked off. The wife duly came up from the toilet and we carried on arm-in-arm enjoying the sights. A couple of corners later the prostitute spotted us and shouted, "I told you you wouldn't get anything fucking decent for 100 Euros!".

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nausicaa …aye, & the small team of four core staff they mention who are behind the various alts, (we all know who) fkn hate us & some.

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nausicaa Is the knife okay?

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nausicaa Poor format if this is it.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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nausicaa If true it means there will be fewer duplicates, and the Basil Brush famclub will rule unencumbered.

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